Well these are brown children....

Remember all the people screaming about how Obama was going to round up people and put them in FEMA camps? Well now it’s really happening, and it happening to children. Where are all the conspiracy theorists now? Out buying new MAGA hats and assault rifles is my guess.

It appears this happened in Canada, but if your overarching point is that the US’s stain splashes on to our neighbors, I concur.

THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

What about all the times he’s talked about wanting to fuck his daughter?

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

Giselle is not wrong. If it wouldn’t for Al Gore invention, we would never knew who or why they are.

Well, after what he did to Jennifer Anniston, he kind of deserves to be alone for a while. A douche-bro can be a sex symbol, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a douche-bro.

Is the billionaire in a nasty high-profile custody dispute over six children? No? I’d veer that way.

Yup. She totally had that “I wonder what having sex with a movie star would be like” and then did it and was like, “That was cool. I’m good now.”

Can I just say how much I loathe Ted Talks and that whole culture?

Why does this not have more stars?

Explanation #3: It’s because he’s still madly in love with Jen, of course. Who is pregnant with his baby.

I said this in regards to PriNas (hahahahaha thats my celeb couple name and I’m sticking with it.) but sometimes, you just need a hot dummy in your life! I hope Priyanka is getting her jush and taking the oats out of the can and feeling them all individually.

“I have to pick between Brad Pitt and a billionaire...decisions, decisions.”

Re bullet point two on that Brad Pitt thing up there:

“Ugh, no!” I muttered (and then clicked anyway).

Bobby, I strenuously applaud your reasoning for Neri to not date Brad, instead of pointing out that he’s reportedly the dimmest of bulbs and she realized that she misses intellectual conversation

He’s also a bad cousin.