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Pam Alden, my forever fave!! 

Having heels and/or pantyhose be required or otherwise “necessary” is SUCH. BULLSHIT. Bulllllllshit.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

How is it possible for Trump to half-ass everything when he’s got a dumper as big as this?

I’d trust you way more than Giuliani, quite frankly.

He’s really not. Compounded by the fact that ‘abandoned his first family’ makes any dude seem about as appealing as Steve Bannon.

Do not make me like her, He did it so people would like him more, please.

You’re totally right. Men’s fashion is definitely classier and a much better looking choice.

You’re free to fuck off over to Gizmodo or wherever men feel comfortable.

Highlighter muppet is fabulous.

Yeah.. not feeling that octopus thing. I’m gonna go with the highlighter muppet.

Clinton didn’t ever apologize to Lewinsky directly, but that’s beside the point.

Somehow, somewhere Michelle Wolf is being blamed for this.

I’m reminded of that saying about Ginger Rogers doing everything Fred Astaire did, backwards, in heels: aren’t the camera guys doing something twice as hard because they have to do the same jump and film it while they, too, are hurtling earthward?

I give a flying fuck not only because it’s the epitome of sexist double standards but also because when we ignore men like Clinton, we pave the way for men like Trump and then we wonder how we got here.

Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.

With Donda’s House seems like the only people not being helped or enriched are the kids of Chicago...

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

Geez, looks like a Johnny Depp impersonator who is undergoing chemo.

These are the only Morning Joe screenshots you need to see