Asking if I’m ready to cry implies I have, at some point recently, stopped crying.

This extraction has to be one of the most complex, difficult rescue operations I’ve ever heard of. That anyone has been saved thus far on this timeline is a massive success.

Twelve children haven’t died up to this point on this incident. I wouldn’t call that perfect, but I would definitely call it well enough.

This is a stupid post. Please delete it, and delete your account, and stop using the internet, and go somewhere to think about your life.

Your comment isn't going well either.

This cave is a common tourist destination. I’ve been there. It usually isn’t a dangerous spot as long as it doesn’t flash flood, which it happened to do at an unfortunate time. It’s nobody’s “fault”. 

If you read this and don’t vote you are shit. Not you Mr B.

I cannot believe (*sigh* yes I can) that people are fixated on, “but did he wear socks IN the pool?” as opposed the fact that the (thankfully fired) apartment manager is a blatant racist.

I need 17 more stars... Just, all the stars.

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.

Apparently even willing to die for this country isn’t good enough for the Trump administration.

Wow, you really missed the point of what Herve was trying to say. What they were trying to say is that Dems have no idea how to explain their ideas to anyone. They need to work on channeling that rage into easy to digest words that fit onto a fucking hat. People don’t have the fucking time to listen to a 10,000 word…

I’ve been saying this for YEARS!!. Dems have zero concept of how messaging works whereas this is the only thing the GOP knows how to do.

I will never get why straight old white dudes are so desperate to be persecuted. Ya bitches are at the top of the damn food chain. Literally nobody but you thinks you're a victim of anything except your own stupidity.

James Woods, like many who share his opinions, suffers from a severe case of persecution complex. In his mind, he's nailing himself to a cross. He's completely oblivious to his agent's burn

The world did Sean Young so so wrong. When do we fix that, MeToo? And how?

Dear Ken Kaplan,

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

A cartoon drawing of an early 20th century oil baron?