Asking if I’m ready to cry implies I have, at some point recently, stopped crying.

If you read this and don’t vote you are shit. Not you Mr B.

I cannot believe (*sigh* yes I can) that people are fixated on, “but did he wear socks IN the pool?” as opposed the fact that the (thankfully fired) apartment manager is a blatant racist.

I need 17 more stars... Just, all the stars.

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.

Apparently even willing to die for this country isn’t good enough for the Trump administration.

Wow, you really missed the point of what Herve was trying to say. What they were trying to say is that Dems have no idea how to explain their ideas to anyone. They need to work on channeling that rage into easy to digest words that fit onto a fucking hat. People don’t have the fucking time to listen to a 10,000 word…

I’ve been saying this for YEARS!!. Dems have zero concept of how messaging works whereas this is the only thing the GOP knows how to do.

I will never get why straight old white dudes are so desperate to be persecuted. Ya bitches are at the top of the damn food chain. Literally nobody but you thinks you're a victim of anything except your own stupidity.

James Woods, like many who share his opinions, suffers from a severe case of persecution complex. In his mind, he's nailing himself to a cross. He's completely oblivious to his agent's burn

The world did Sean Young so so wrong. When do we fix that, MeToo? And how?

Dear Ken Kaplan,

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

A cartoon drawing of an early 20th century oil baron?

Can’t wait to see who they find to replace him with who is somehow even worse...

ALSO she hasn’t to know that she’s going to get called out for this shit. Maybe she enjoys appearing affronted in the face of criticism 

Scarlett. SCARLETT.

I’d say it feels like we’re hurtling headlong towards another world war, but I’m having trouble seeing who’d be on the other side from the fascists.

I would bet my paycheque that this particular waitress conned all her coworkers into doing her sidework, dicked around on her tables, and spent her time flirting in the kitchen. The fact that she bitched to their manager is sign enough for me.