He looks like he gives weak, clammy handshakes.

He has the voice of someone with an insignificant penis.

Because nobody wants to watch one partisan hack interview another.

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Please, please, please perjure yourself.

Mayer is the kind of guy I would have pursued in my 20s but Groban is the kind of guy I like in my 40s. He has a good job. He’s creative. He’s very funny and smart. He seems humble. Sure he may not be as hot as Zac Efron but he’s cute. I’d stay with him even if he insisted on singing “You raise me up!” every time he…

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?

Ivanka: I disagree with my dad

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

That’s not true! All those work from home people can’t be wrong!

It’s Twitter.

Not as bad as River Phoenix.

Have any of Trump’s appointments or nominees (save Gorsuch) demonstrated any history of excellence in the field of the respective departments? Serious question.

Was I the only one who felt some sort of slight relief when they saw Trump leaving for his “big foreign trip?” It was like being a teenager and waving to your parents while they drive off on their long weekend trip, leaving you home alone.

oh, that is sweeeeeeeeeet :)

So you guys know that he wants CDC to be understaffed because Bannon believes that diseases mainly effect the minority populations, right?

Yeah, but THAT WAS HIS JOB. And he had almost infinite resources at his command.

But where was he radicalized?!

Ugh, of course he was on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, the official publication of rich twats...  

Jones isn’t cultured enough to appreciate good yogurt.