So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Of course she’s addicted to Chap-stick. Her dad requires soft, kissable lips to smooch.

She has definitely gotten more surgery since then.

It’s going to serve her well when she and her idiot family are all in jail.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

I feel the same. I think, Ok, if I paid all this money and showed up and it was a tent, mattress and a cheese sandwich, I’d be PISSED and yes...scammed and want my money back.

People were scammed and I hope they get their money back.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

Caring about other people is enough to get you labeled hysterical these days? Sign me up.

SOOOO...what’s your address again?

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

Erdogen and Duterte have both consolidated dictatorial powers in the last year, while the US State Dept. had been trying to exercise some moderating influence (under Obama/Kerry). But they both just happen to have major Trump properties (in Istanbul and Manila, respectively). Coincidence? I think not.

My huge issue is it’s telling dictators (looking at you Duterte and Erdogan) their actions are fine by us. Coming from the party that accused Obama of going on an “apology tour” it’s incredibly weak.

You won’t see any action from America’s fascist DOJ on this, you can take that to the bank. The blood bank!

Or “You Just Don’t Under-Sand Me.”

Pitt’s photos were cringe worthy. Trying so hard to be arty.


I hate to say it, for the first time I am completely turned off by Brad Pitt.

Yeah what is it with men these days always trying to dress like they’re 25 when they’re in their 50s? Have some self-respect. ;)

“I can’t remember a day since I got out of college when I wasn’t boozing or had a spliff, or something,” he says.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.