Really bummed about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.

God, I wish these articles were shorter. I just can’t give up the time to read this entire article. But I’m sure it’s great.

I feel like totally inept commentary is part of the olympic tradition.

I’d imagine it would be super hard for him without a golf cart.

Small glasses of water also make him veeeery nervous.

The crazy thing is, they’ve had SIX DAYS to get their story straight and to come up with decent talking points. And they still couldn’t manage it.

I’ve never bought ANYTHING Justin Timberlake was selling. It really shouldn’t have taken people 20 years to figure out he’s not worth your money. #neverforget

That judging system is serious fucking bullshit. Adam had ALL. THE. FEELS. Flawless.

Jesus. Relax.

I’m guessing no man ever walks up to her and says, “you should smile more.”

On Vonn: “Falling remains a big part of her repertoire.”

Pelosi spoke for 8 hours and 7 minutes, not 6 hours. Figures a woman would get docked more than 2 hours for work she performed.

I will be cranking up the Janet instead of watching the Super Bowl.

Agreed. Not sure how much manhood these haters even have left. They all seem like a bunch of “whiny little bitches”...to borrow a phrase.

Good lord! Lighten up. Sometimes we need a little escapism.

Exactly! That dude is so fucking boring.

Dakota Johnson should have just rolled with it. Instead, she goes full BORING. Perhaps the most interesting part of this incident now is that Jezebel can’t tell the difference between Shirley McClaine and Carol Burnett, who Aniston presented with.

Leo and Tom prove that rich and famous people have the lamest fucking bets and are far more boring than your average person.

Keep livin’ the dream.