I only remember two music related things about 9/11. 

I think the song deserves a special mention, no? Also, where do I get this ice cream? I need it now. Asking for a friend.

They should immediately be put in charge of John McCain’s medical treatment.

I wonder what’s in the Cl an room. Clowns faces painted onto white hoods?

It’s not on his pinky, but it might as well be when you see it from the front. It’s just a super douchy looking “fashion” choice, like wearing your high school football ring 30 years after you graduated from high school.

How many YEARS have they been working on this?

I have some thoughts on the Mooche’s ring. It’s makes him look extra douchy, which is a pretty major accomplishment since he already looks defcon 5 level douchy.

You’re right, most of these public “philanthropists” are totally full of shit. My point was that he doesn’t seem to be doing both at once. Since the break up we never heard another word about his interest in saving the world.

Brad Pitt: Relationship Chameleon. I have a photo montage for this.

Sure, he can. But for the past YEAR it’s like the philanthropy doesn’t exist anymore. Once the marriage ended so did the “good works”.

It’s amazing how quickly Brad Pitt dropped any pretense of being a philanthropist and went right back to the “I’m into art and hanging out at concerts” Brad Pitt from yesteryear.

ALL. THE. STARS!!

Johnny Depp has become an embarrassment to rich people. When you get to that point you are SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHE.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

I know, it’s weird. They went on some rant a couple of years ago about how unacceptable it was that Jennifer Aniston got married in the month of August because August now belonged to Brad and Angelina. They’ve also gone crazy over Aniston doing something during some other month because that was the same month when one…

Oh yeah, there was about a 6-8 year stretch where the only thing celebitchy commenters cared about was mocking Jennifer Aniston. That, and talking about how Brad and Angelina were better than saints and would be togetha 4-EVAH!!!!

Have you read some of the comments during their 10 year war against Jennifer Aniston?

 I’m guessing her date was Brad Pitt.

A minute by minute account of this hour long meeting.