Don’t celebrate just yet. The Democrats will figure out a way to fuck up the GOP Healthcare Disaster™ that’s been handed to them on a silver platter.

Conservatives think she’s a turncoat and progressives don’t trust her. It’s a recipe for disaster. This was a fucking no-brainer.

O’Dowd: “Jessica, I really like you.”

Everybody

Is this /s ?

I have to disagree. For those of us who are actually old enough to have seen it all in real time, I’m not sure how wrong Madonna was in her assessment.

I salute you...™. I remember the day I discovered ™. I could NOT get enough of it and figured out ways to throw it into every comment...just because.

Exactly. :)

I hope this becomes a thing...that spreads.

I think this about sums it up.

Wouldn’t this officially be called collusion? That was the intent of the meeting in the SECOND explanation, to get damning information of Clinton from a fucking RUSSIAN!!! Or are we supposed to believe their claim that Manafort, Kushner and Junior all met with a person and they had no idea who this person was? Who…

I’m guessing you’re one of those horrible trolls people keep talking about.

Hugh Hewitt isn’t just a conservative who was against Trump before he was all in for Trump, but he also has the face of a child molester. Not saying he is one, but if I were going to cast someone to play a child molester on Law and Order SVU my first call would be to Hugh Hewitt.

I’m sure John Mayer is great in bed. That’s about all he’s good for and why the ladies keep going back for more. They definitely don’t keep coming back for his atrocious personality.

Gossip would be a LOT BETTER if you revived “Midweek Madness”!!!!

Now comes the hardest part...finding an intelligent jury that doesn’t have any racist fucks on it. Good luck with that.

The World’s Ugliest Dog™ is fucking adorable. Even the less cute ones look like they have lots of personality and are awesome in their own way.

That’s because unlike BRAND-gelina, Bey and J have kept their shit tight and don’t have any interest in exploiting the shit outta them babies. Don’t expect a massive sale to People mag with pictures and a breathless play-by play. I think some celebs have finally caught onto the fact that a little tasteful discretion…

I cannot think of a time when the Trumps weren’t involved in some rip off of some kind. Even shoes aren’t safe from their corruption.

He also takes golf carts around museums in Saudia Arabia and through the streets of Europe because he isn’t just an asshole...he’s literally the laziest fucking asshole alive.