I’m pretty sure Charles desperately wants to be King, but sure, let’s pretend no one in the family wants it.

I love the Cosby and Megan Kelly bit. She’s adorable. Let’s make her a freaking star, internet.

My understanding is that Cavill made somewhere around $300K as well the first time around. The $14 million figure amounts to bonuses he got for the film’s success. There are all kinds of extras in those contracts. If the film makes X amount of dollars they cut additional checks.

But Dems need to explain how they would improve healthcare. They need an infrastructure plan. They need a plan on how to address the economy.

Democrats deserved to lose this. Looks like they might have fared better in South Carolina had they not completely ignored it.

I have no words for Jill Stein so I’ll let Mr. Rogers speak for me.

Maybe Kelly can ask “White Santa” for better ratings this Christmas. If she doesn’t get cancelled before then.

I wonder if these protestors expressed the same level of outrage when Obama was depicted with a noose around his neck or when Ted Nugent cheerily suggested Obama suck on his machine gun.

I hope so. There weren’t any consequences the last time he lied under oath.

I’m guessing he’s just going to LIE like he did the last time.

Is Jez dipping its toes back into Midweek Madness? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE bring back Midweek Madness.

What a stupid contrarian view. Please put some actual thought into it next time. This was totally fucking boring.

This is soooo wrong, but so funny.

I think Alec Baldwin described it best...he sits like he’s on the toilet taking a dump.

Keep it simple:

There are literally not enough popcorn kernels in the world for me to properly enjoy this.

The only reason he had to set up a command center is because he totally fucked up the location of the command center that was supposed to handle emergencies like this. Despite many warnings, he put a command center INSIDE the World Trade Center.

Ooooooh. This shit just got REAL.

I don’ know what annoys me more about Taylor Swift, the fact that she seems like the worst stereotype of women or the way the media keeps writing about her like she’s the worst stereotype of women. Aren’t there a lot of male musicians who obsess over image and constantly yap on about their love lives? It feels like…

An interesting and hilariously snarky article in New York Mag that is worth a read.