A well fitting suit MADE IN CHINA!!!

I’m guessing they were pot brownies.

I’m guessing the “penalty” for white guys who LIE under oath will remain the same.

Agreed, bit Cruise’s career simply unravelled after the infamous Oprah appearance. DeNiro lost is when he literally became an old man.

This better be the start of something.

I cancelled Johnny Depp ages ago. He used to make such great and interesting film choices...20 YEARS AGO. Since then he only works for money and doesn’t seem to give two fucks about ever taking a shower. I feel I can smell his nasty stench even when I merely look at photos of him.

We are gussying people up by calling them Smart Cookies and praising the job they are doing. No one should praise a dictator who rules by using assassination squads.

Yeah, back when I was in grade school we used > for Math, not speaking English.

Good to know. Thanks.

Wait, so you want Brad and Jen to get back together? Huh? Please, No!!! 

Why would you cut this? This photo is fucking priceless.

I’m guessing the photo accompanying this article is scaled to actual size of funding Trump got. LOL.

Team Messing! Susan Sarandon is a complete asshole. The End.

I used to love Johnny Depp way back in the day. He seems like such a unbelievably giant douche now.

Trump gets elected and Fox News goes down in flames. Truly bizarre. Also, I love the fact that Hannity has “an army of lawyers”. I wonder what he needs those for.

‘Flashing White power sign at the briefing room podium’

Before Hannity blows a gasket about this on his show tonight here is my message to him...

“Not sure what your problem with girls in native headdresses is.”

This beautiful man gives me ALL THE FEELS. God dammit, I miss him so much.

It’s not unintelligible. It’s the sound of HOT AIR.