It’s amazing how the only thing on your resume, a rich trust fund kid who fucks the daughter of another rich trust fund kid, suddenly makes you an expert on literally everything.

Sean Hannity brought us the Clive Bundy crew. He is everything that is wrong with America... a divisive, hateful, little man who is a giant cunt.

I believe these are crop pants, not leggings. Either way, clearly Laura Petrie was a WHORE.

We are supposed to believe Trump’s plug was just a crazy coincidence.

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So true! This calls for my favorite Brad Pitt photo montage.

I just hope the cordial conversations between Brad and Angelina (Formerly BRANDgelina) will mean less smug, pretentiousness going forward. I was really getting sick of that shit.

It’s so sad. Lindsay Lohan is the only person in the world who doesn’t understand that Lindsay Lohan was cancelled a decade ago.

Don’t forget they found Manafort’s name on yet another Ukrainian document showing secret payments to him.

Did she give that Extra interview in the WHITE HOUSE? I bet the walls are screaming every day they have to endure this cabal of truly terrible people roaming around sullying the place. That house is going to need so much disinfectant when this shit show is over.

Whoever green lit this shit show..shame on you.

It’s amazing watching Republicans twist themselves into knots trying to keep the focus on leaks, not on whether the President of the United States and his super shady staff may have colluded with RUSSIA to steal an election. Yes, the leaks are obviously so much more important than TREASON and ESPIONAGE committed by…

This is how Fox keeps it’s viewers dumb and distracted. Notice how all the women wearing short skirts are sitting in front. That is no coincidence. It’s a tried and true trademark of Roger Allies.

I think I speak for all of us when I say...GET. THE. FUCK. OUT!!

The entire Duggar clan is repulsive...and so are all of their spouses, spouses who willingly expose their children to this immoral mess. There isn’t much else to say about them other than I wish they’d all just go the fuck away.

I would like to have sex with Justin Theroux. He’s fucking yummy.

I wish they’d give it to Harry. He seems like the most fun and has really grown into his role of actually doing shit. William is a total bore. Too soon to see what will become of George, but he’s got great facial expressions.

William is allergic to working. He’s prefers taking vacations.

You should read the piece in The New Yorker from a few years ago. It wasn’t shooting Beyond Borders that sparked her interest. It was her weird interviews costing her work that sparked her management team’s interest in remaking her image. Notice the huge difference.

No she just uses the UN letterhead and runs to CNN to tout her good works, which is considerably grosser than posting on Instagram.