Because she has never done a damn thing without issuing a million press releases. It would go against her character to do something quietly. She’s already on her 4th or 5th press release about the break-up. Usually, people issue just the one about that sort of stuff.

I wonder how much Angelina would care about the world if she couldn’t issue press releases about how much she cares. Paul Theroux had some interesting insights into this a few years ago. Isn’t the whole point to always make herself look so much better and more worthy than everyone else, which now includes her…

Trump voters deserve this.

And yet...everyone in the Trump Administration is healthy as a horse. There is NO GOD.

I’m guessing Brad and Angelina’s tattoos translate into something like:

Not surprised that the company that erected this statue was going o be some horrifying place that was full of shit. Still, I like the statue idea. Let’s hope they start turning their company into the beautiful symbol this statue represents. I doubt this will happen, but I need a little sunshine in my life.

1. Not giving tax breaks to rich people and insurance executives would be a better option than asking people to give up modern communication.

Tom Hiddleston has always been THIRSTY AS FUCK while pretending thirst is something totally beneath him because he’s so deep and woke. He’s neither deep nor woke. He’s an annoying, thirsty little twat. Happy to see other people finally coming around to this realization.

I never I thought I’d say this (Emails!!), but here we are...MAP PROPS to the Intelligence Community. Take this fucker down!!

#whitepeopleandtheirimaginaryproblems

Mike Pence used an AOL email...

That photo is pure gold.

I think this is commonly referred to as “Plausible Deniability”. You can be in on the crime/conspiracy without leaving your own fingerprints anywhere.

Rumor is...Please elaborate. Links? I like good gossip.

Jen’s more than fine. She’s rich. She’s hot. She’s fucking Justin Theroux...and she’s got Brad Pitt texting her.

I bought this issue and kept it for posterity. I laughed so hard. So beautiful and so awful all at once.

You totally missed the point of my initial comment. I never said she doesn’t work. I said she was relegated to sub par offerings as a result of her shop lifting arrest. Meanwhile, Christian Bale gets all kinds of high end/Oscar worthy work, despite being abusive and physically attacking members of his own family. All…

That describes half the men in Hollywood.

No one needs to die. It’s just an awards show. Relax.

If talent is the main criteria here, please explain Kevin Hart or The Rock’s success.