He broke a few more promises today.

He’s already hired a bunch of lobbyist and Washington insiders. Jesus, how many more times do we need to live through Newt Gingrich? 

I ended up on Us Weekly yesterday only to discover a photo of Michelle Obama being forced to welcome Melania Trump to the White House, which I assume was an article offering up a lengthy breakdown of what they were wearing.

Wow, emptying the swamp by filling it with...the swamp. It’s nice to see that the Democrats aren’t the only ones who failed to understand their own audience. It’s only been three days and Trump has already failed to see who actually made him President.

No need for a mental health check. I don’t believe politicians when they talk, but if they deliver on a big promise I’m super happy about it. And always quite surprised.

So it’s OK to spend 8 year disrespecting President Obama and the office of the Presidency because you have the right to express your first and second amendment rights, but now that you’re in power any form of protest is unacceptable? That’s not how freedom works, bro.

Huh? Obama’s biggest promise is that I would get healthcare for the first time in 12 years...and I DID.

Actually, he scrubbed the Muslim ban from his website minutes after getting elected. So this would be the second broken promise. Wait until his supporters find out they aren’t going to be rich like he promised. I hope Dems are keeping a tally of the broken promises.

Great, now that I’ve given up all my news sites and stopped watching cable news because I just CAN’T FUCKING BARE IT, I turn to Jezebel for some solace and I find this. Is there anywhere I can go to get away from this intense fucking sadness?

One of the things I’ve always liked about Aniston is that she’s not afraid to say...I have no idea what I’m doing. She has a general “fuck it and fuck you if you disapprove” attitude that I appreciate. So many people criticize and make fun of her for it.

Yeah, she claimed this in an interview back when she was selling herself as some sort of super punk rock badass. Claims she called off the hitman at the last minute. Apparently, claiming you hired a hitman on yourself and engaged in extensive self-cutting in between stays at a mental ward makes you cool. To me she…

Wouldn’t it be ironic if Angelina started using all of those Brad interviews against him, the ones where he kept claiming he had to get high just to stay married to Jen?

Keep talking. As hard as you try, it will never distract me from those teeny, tiny hands.

If Theroux wanted to throw shade at Brad Pitt he wouldn’t have gone with a piece of art that takes ten minutes for someone to see the words...Fuck Brad Pitt. He would have shaded him with something like this.

Newman was hot until the end and always looked like he enjoyed a daily shower. Pitt, not so much.

Because she was an aspiring model and was told this was a party where she could make work connections.

Of course, this kid sounds way smarter than her father. Maybe we should have actual children running the country instead of grown ups who behave like children.

If only Timberlake would KNOW how thoroughly irritating he is. That would be living in the NOW...and everything that came before NOW.

And a Trump Presidency won’t embarrass you at all? Because that’s the only other option over Clinton.

I love it when Pitt fans have to post a 20 YEAR OLD photo of him so they can claim he’s hot.