The next time some dude I know goes apeshit over the mere thought of a colonoscopy I’m going to show that little pussy a photo of this robot.

Huh? The creepy white couches are from the Brad Pitt years. Check out the photos from his wedding to Jolie. He gutted a beautiful old chateau and replaced it with an all white mental hospital motif. Might have been a telling sign in light of recent events.

Amy Sedaris is a National Treasure. She was also Theroux’s Best Man at the wedding, not a mere groomsman. Theroux and Sedaris have interviewed each other a bunch of times. They’re really worth googling. They also do craft day together, which they’ve documented on Instagram. My guess is that Jen Aniston isn’t worried…

Trump TV had 40,000 viewers. He has a loooong way to go before he catches up to a low rated infomercial. LOL

Frank Ocean deliberately didn’t submit his work. Why does Kanye always have to make it about Kanye?

Having watched both speeches I don’t think Trump was playing nice at all. He went off the rails right around the Haiti section and people in the audience booed the shit out of him.

I truly loved Hilz with her “woman listening” face and “fuck you” smile. Her campaign capped it off late last night, buying the domain name nastywomengetshitdone.com

Tom Hiddleston continues to be...very boring.

And I could post links to lots of face punches at Trump rallies. The point is your candidate has called for the assassination of his opponent and he’s got surrogates calling for an armed revolution.

Hard to say who is really behind this so early on, but Trump and his followers have been promoting a violent revolution for months now. Violence begets violence, folks. It’s really horrifying what is happening to our politics.

“Why they didn’t wait until now I still don’t get it.”

Here are a few good articles. And don’t think it was just Jolie. Pitt played this game with gusto for years. She just plays it better than he does, something he’s quickly learning now that he’s considered a drunk who abuses his kids.

Except I don’t sit in my armchair. There are lots and lots of people out there doing the work while others run around taking credit for it.

I think the point for me is just how overly dramatically it’s all presented and that feels like the height of manipulation. Every facet of their lives was curated for public consumption, their relationship, their children, and their philanthropy most of all. That’s not to say they don’t care. But let’s be clear: This…

Thank you for perfectly demonstrating how successfully you’ve been manipulated.

Jolie’s lawyers also sent a threatening letter to Melissa Etheridge.

Hasn’t she been “deftly manipulating” us for years? You do know, she’s ALWAYS had PR people, right? Just because she was smart enough to call them spokespeople/manager/advisor instead of publicist doesn’t mean she actually handled her own PR. LOL.

It’s crazy that don’t see how long Jolie has been manipulating you with images like this. There really is a sucker born every minute.

Angelina has to be one of the most image obsessed celebrities on the planet to waste a threatening letter on Perez Hilton. From day one, the way she has marketed this divorce creeps me the fuck out.

He looked like he had a gun pointed at his head while he was rushing through the words on the teleprompter. Was it really an apology if he’s apologizing for a man he claims not to be?