It doesn’t matter who leaked this. These are Trump’s words. They don’t not belong to the person who leaked them.

Are Brad and Angelina the biggest drama queens on earth?

You’re referring to Ferrero Rocher. I will go out, buy some and do some further research for you in case I’m mistaken.

I know! That was my first thought. I so wish it were fake. We could finally be rid of this stupid fucking family and their obnoxious excesses. If I see one more photo of a $5 million ring, a Rolls Royce or using $100 bills as toilet paper I might reach through my computer and strangle them to death. These people are…

Yeah, it actually does sound a bit crazy. Going defcon 5 on day one and running to TMZ trying to portray Pitt as a terrible father. Not to mention the War Room at home, the Olivia Pope style DC fixer and two more lawyers added just yesterday. Sounds like overkill, but who knows?

I’m no fan of Brad’s. He was happy to play these PR games for a decade and I got no love for a man who keeps slamming a marriage that ended years ago.

The New Yorker and NY Magazine have run articles over the years implying Jolie’s philanthropy is horse shit. I have never once doubted it’s all a big PR scam. I really wish more media outlets would look into the receipts.

“I always thought Angelina was crazy.” She bragged about hiring someone to kill her. Sane people do not do this.

If anyone had any questions about how obsessed Angelina is with her image this should explain it all. I’m sure her crazy fans will say it’s just good business..after a decade of bragging about how she has no media people and slamming Jennifer Aniston for merely having a publicist.

I watch this and I feel...NOTHING.

Thank God. I found my people! I DO NOT understand the success of these two...so very, very bland with their marginal looks and outdated poshness. Always a little put off by the aw shucks fame whoring too.  I wasn’t even remotely shocked that Hiddleston took up with Taylor Swift in the most public way possible. I was…

I’m going to miss the shit out of MoBama. She is my favorite person in Washington. Kind, funny, no bullshit, sweet dance moves. I wish she could stay forever, but I know she can’t wait to get the fuck out of there.

I doubt they’d be less horrible to her. She has a VAGINA.

That expression on Hillary Clinton’s face says it all, doesn’t it? LOL

Justin Theroux is best friends with Amy Sedaris. Amy Sedaris was his best man at his wedding to Aniston. He’s more than alright in my book.

I’d ride Justin Theroux all fucking day long. Yummy.

Don’t forget the constant need for water. Was it to hide his sour mouth? Turn that frown upside down, Bro. You’ve run of the best cons in political history.

When I first saw the headline I laughed and thought, ‘why sue someone for speaking the truth?’ Then I realized he was talking about actual gay people and it wasn’t as funny.

He actually has a point here. If she wants to travel to war ravaged countries talking about refugees without ever actually getting a refugee out of that life, she should feel free to do that, but keep the kids out of it. They’ve been exploited enough by both of them.

Yeah, you’re right. It’s amazing people still consider Jolie a saint who is looking out for the kids. Jolie is playing this hard PR wise. Having her people use phrases like “health of the children” and announcing on a Tuesday for maximum media exposure. You don’t go for maximum media exposure if you’re trying to…