So he doesn’t have to register as a sex offender, but people caught having sex in public or peeing in public DO have to register as sex offenders? What.The.Fuck?!!

Yeah, I know lots of people who make out with their brothers as part of growing up. Totally normal. /s

It’s strange that you didn’t find her narcissistic. A big part of her brand has been about shocking people. Before Brad she did it with weird behavior, big announcements about her sex life and how she had hired a hit man to kill her etc. Now she does it by revealing intimate details about her children and life with…

Job?! So young...so naive.

It’s not that she doesn’t care, it’s how self-centered and sanctimonious her caring is. I am here to care. I am here to help. I am here because I know how the world really works. Meanwhile, whatever happened to the orphanage in Cambodia? Did those orphans ever get adopted? What about all the people in Haiti and…

YOU ARE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. Do some research on abuse before making such an idiotic comment.

Nick Loeb wins Douche of the Year Award. He is engaging in total harassment here, harassment that conveniently began seconds after his ex got engaged to a dude way hotter than him.

I know, I think it ended in the 90s. I’d rather not think about it. I’ll catch a case of The Olds.

I don’t think she lost too much sleep over “losing” him, despite how the tabloids want to portray it. There are lots of women out there who would have tried to tie him down with a baby, especially once they felt threatened by another woman. I think Aniston realized he seemed a lot more appealing on paper than in real…

I miss the groomed Brad Pitt. He had a lot of work done on his face so the pock marks mysteriously disappeared around 2004. Lots of fillers I think. He was looking good back then. But man, I don’t think he toned down his sex appeal as much as he simply flushed it down the toilet.

I can only hope he doesn’t still sit around and whine about the “hardships” of being Brad Pitt. The dude is in his 50s now. He still looks like a homeless person though and I bet he doesn’t smell all that great. This was him just yesterday. Tell me this man doesn’t look like he sleeps in a dumpster with that greasy…

He had the most beautiful blues eyes I had ever seen. It was actually criminal. And the mischievous little smile. It was ALL there. In his 70s at the time, but a complete fucking movie star.

They were both working on an MTV event. Diddy was punctual, nice, gracious, professional and had one assistant, just two dudes chilling in Diddy’s trailer. Timberlake had a massive entourage and behaved like a whiny bitchy the entire time. He had two dozen people running around catering to his every whim. Mind you,…

Did you ever see “Living in Oblivion”? The main character has long been rumored to be based on Pitt. I can’t remember if they covered the smell thing, but he’s portrayed as a completely self-absorbed douche with the world’s tiniest brain.

Since I first met him in 2000, the stories about his body odor became legendary. As for Jolie, just posted a story about her in the comments. She spends most of her time locked away from the world. She doesn’t spend nearly as much time with Pitt as people think. I get the sense her relationship with him was more of an…

That sucks. Hope you feel better. I left a couple out. Maybe this will make you feel better.

He hasn’t. I read an interview with him while he was promoting “Inglorious Basterds” and he PROUDLY talked about how he used baby wipes instead of taking showers. And just look at him! Pitt looks like the greasier version of that loser Tory Spelling is married to. Even Brad’s hat looks like it was pulled out of a…

I love using (TM) and someone schooled me on it the other day. Hit option and 2 at the same time. You’ll get ™

She’s a scientologist. The end.

I worked in the entertainment industry in the late 90’s. Here’s my rundown.