Why don't we just replace all of these Congressmen with women? That way the dude bros can stay home while the ladies advance their careers.

He’s a 100 lbs. too thin to be Federline. My money is on David Faustino a decade after “Married with Children”, but I’m only going by the screenshot. I can’t bare to actually watch the commercial. I fear it will haunt me in my dreams.

The view is too nice from space.

Then I vote for paper maché collage of every iconic black person throughout history. You know, since Donald loves The Blacks™ so much.

He’d be able to escape from that.

I’d buy Donald Trump and then force him to live in a dungeon made out of gold for the rest of his life. One wall would feature holograms of all the people he’s gotten into feuds with and they would all be laughing at him day and night.

Robin got that gross shit from somewhere. Alan Thicke has always been just as douche as his little boy. Google that shit. It’s nauseating.

I hope you realize that drug testing welfare recipients has already been done and it turns out that only a small percentage test positive for drugs.

This entire debate is fucking hilarious. Aren’t these the same assholes who mocked progressives for the soda tax and have spent the last 6 years harassing Michelle Obama over her eat healthy campaign? Wasn’t shoving unhealthy shit in your mouth all about FREEDOM™? Now they suddenly want to punish people for it? What…

If I hear one more Republican talk about FREEDOM™ I’m going to throw up.

I have. I’m not saying he’s not political. My point is...he didn’t say to himself, “I’m putting a bulletproof vest on my daughter because innocent black men are dying.” He was more like, “my little girl is going to help me promote my clothing brand.”

I’ve lost track of how many times interviewers have asked her if she’s happy. They’re always implying that she can’t possibly be truly happy since she isn’t married and doesn’t have kids.

That’s a great one!

I feel like Aniston trolls us with this, but then I realize these are all quotes from old interviews pieced together because women who read Glamour are into this shit. I prefer Jen’s interviews that feature her casual ridicule of people incensed by the fact that she did not turn her womb into a clown car. She’s been a…

Honestly, I would love to give Kanye credit for this, but he’s too self absorbed to have thought this through that far. The only important statement about this vest is that it was deigned by Kanye and goes with the whole military, industrial fashion aesthetic of his super boring clothing line.

Führer Wintour? I’m totally using that from now on. Haha! Your life DOES have meaning. You made me very happy with this.

Does it count if he is terrible at pretty much everything else?

With all of the money Tidal is charging this is the least they could do. Hopefully, this will help to offset the ridiculous announcement video. Talk about not understanding your target audience.

Yes, obviously I meant that for comedic effect. Lighten up.

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