Better get DeMuro on the phone, he’s probably already got a “Doug Score” ready to go.    

0 to 60 in less than 3 seconds. 60K starting price for the base model.

Oh Jalopnik.  You’re going to have to come up with some pretty good ideas on how folks should hate this car.   Good luck. 

1000% agree. The designs are bulbous and the driving dynamics suck. They are so far from where they were in the late 90s/early 2000s it’s depressing. 

A lit up grill?  For what?  To give other driver’s notice that you are not going to use the turn signals?

They did once make such a thing, and I bought it new.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.

$4500 to wrap it, now how much are they going to start charging to not wrap it.

Because practicality is hot.

He’s the first boxer I’ve ever seen that I wished that he wore suspenders. 

“the muffin-topped Mexican”

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Spoiler alert: he is not.

What kills me on this, is if you called or emailed a Porsche dealer with interest in a 911 Turbo (which start at $150K), expressed genuine interest and inquired about a test drive, the only response you’d really get is what day and time would work best for you.

Yeah sure. Till then keep your eyes wide open

Dodge Chungus Hellcat 

Not just to Germans. Try selling a car named like that anywhere in Europe (or Israel), and see where it brings you. Being keyed would be the least of your problems.

Looks like PC culture run amok to me. It was a bad pun (in English, no less).

i think high-tech is the opposite of what people want in the Defender

True, snobbery is what BMW has been trading on for a long time.  I wonder if that air of elitism will continue to hold up after they become Minis with less personality.