Which is a bummer, because the Accord is among the best everyday cars on the market right now.

Modern AWD systems (like the SH-AWD in Acura’s) that use torque vectoring will help you around a corner if you lose traction..

That’s completely not true. AWD will work in conjunction with your vsc and traction control to control wheel spin and traction at all 4 wheels. It helps you stop AND turn.

I immediately heard the In Living Color theme when I saw this car.

LX —> EX —> SX

As much as I like catching up on the latest special edition Mustangs and whatever new variation of the 911 Porsche is pimping, I really appreciate reviews of normal cars like this.

Based on the antiquity of Infiniti infotainment, it might just be safe from the impending Cylon hack.

There is nothing irrational about your anger.

Flat-billed caps make me irrationally angry.

Robbing cheeseburgers?

It stems from the verb ‘fahren’, which means ‘to drive’

I’ve been married to the same woman 51 years this next August, hows about a restoration?

It is, but that’s a whole new stamping.

It truly belongs in the Louvre.

Headline on Breitbart Sports right now:

THUG STEELERS PLAYERS VICIOUSLY TEAR UP LOCKER OF FORMER TEAMMATE, STEAL ANYTHING THEY CAN GRAB

Yea... for that price I’m definitely going Golf R if I want a European hot hatch, and Focus RS if I don’t mind the American flavor.

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Except he’s not trying to make a tackle. If he were, he’d have his head up and would be using his arms to wrap up the guy.

You are right. Its wrong. You are a fucking degenerate. You are the problem with the world today. Good god, what an asshole.