So we’re complaining that this car looks exotic?  K.

These things are a classic case of “Stuff Parents Allow in the Margins.” I’m sure a lot of these are used in rural and semi-rural areas like where I live and work - but a lot of them are just toys for parents who think “That might be a bit dangerous” is a dare. What’s ironic is that so many of the generation that rode…

This is an EXTREMELY misleading headline. Asking a renter to keep a car vs asking a renter to buy a car is emphatically NOT THE SAME THING.

It’s an homage to the OG Range Rover but with as many fussy details as possible and a lot of chrome. If we’re honest it’s kinda corny - but I think it will sell extremely well.

I also think the data here is deeply flawed. If a car has a high death rate per crash, that is not enough information to know what happened. We would need to know how fast / what the car collided with / if weather or the car’s condition were major factors. A Camaro that hits something going 100 mph and a Buick where…

I think it looks fantastic but I fear anything that’s not a crossover is niche and the Dodge crowd seem to be stuck in an episode of Home Improvement with regard to EVs. I’m sure they are rushing the ICE version but it’s going to be like 4500 lbs or more so it will be a gas hog and not that fast.

It looks like the Batmobil in an art deco version of the hero. I don’t like, hate it, but I think they’d be lucky to sell a few hundred of these. It’s weird, will be hard to see out of even where glass exists, it’s impractical, it won’t be faster than the competition, and it’s going to be ultra expensive. Start over…

I love Porsche. Had one for a few years before family kinda pinched the budget. I REALLY want to love this car, but the styling leaves me cold. I wish Porsche would go back to round headlights for its sports cars at the very least. I don’t care if it’s fenders like the 911 or a modern interpretation of the 928, either…

They also didn’t really have a lot of space because of the design.

Not trying to be a curmudgeon, but take a look at the roofline of the Audi RS6, which is so expensive you could get this car, and a C8 Corvette or a Mustang Dark Horse, and tell me it’s got a whole lot more space under the hatch.  Though it’s a bonkers car that will probably be a classic in 30 years, it’s not a real…

Imagine working for a website and writing articles that your readers have to finish so that basic details are provided... I can only think of 1 that is loosely about cars.

Here is an actual news article about the crash. They were FLYING when they had this crash. One person got ejected from the vehicle. I wonder if anyone had a seatbelt on. Obviously in an electric car, the battery can cause a fire if it’s been punctured (a task not easily done.). I do not know how the Cybertruck has the…

It’s odd that Sheetz and stuff like this have become our default all-hours place.  I do miss Walmart being open all hours in case you needed something late at night for the next day. But oh well.

I’d say the Mustang is embarrassing because a decent GT is nearly Corvette money. Every truck with a lift kit that doesn’t have chunks of mud on the frame. Every single mid-size truck with a back seat smaller than a Carolla’s but still gets 17 mpg in the city and cannot do anything near what a real truck can do. Every…

I don’t know why people are confused. When they came out there were very few available for idiots and spendthrifts.  This is not the vehicles fault.  A LOT of dummies paid over sticker in recent years.  For most it was a small amount that they accepted (unless they were really big dummies) that money was being set on…

Honestly, this is just what Jalopnik does. They write kinda sketchy articles with clickbait titles about how Tesla is the reason your dog died when you were a kid. I’m honestly very suspicious of this article - if only because Tesla builds such crashworthy cars. 

Jaguar will be insolvent by 2030

As an EV driver, I think Porsche did a couple things with this car that they definitely deserve to be criticized for.  The range is absolutely dreadful.  I think it’s like 200 miles (I know Porsche rate things conservatively but YIKES!) and it can’t use Tesla chargers. So you have this beautiful car that constantly…

I want pop up lights on every Tesla, and it should have external battery cells so when I run over anyone on an adventure bike it explodes immediately. Better yet put the battery on every Cybertuck as a grille for the frunk. With spikes that are electrified so that you can both kill pedestrians and make a sort of…

That’s hilarious... though perhaps if you’re spitting out left-wing conspiracy theories a name like Robot Turds is unexpectedly appropriate. I didn’t vote for Trump, but he does have a mandate to do some big things. One hopes they won’t be wasted on putting idiots like RFK2 into positions of power. Trump is an old man…