So. Um. Given the last paragraph?
Maybe change the headline or first line to: Tesla owners are the worst drivers on the road, as they somehow make what Consumer Reports rated as the most safe car, into the least safe. I mean, I think that’s an interesting phenomena.
And much more interesting, finally, than the rest of…

I don’t see the Altima anywhere on those lists.

Drive it more. 

Going by how the front-left wheel is basically toughing the front-right wheel, it’s possible that the driver door especially was just mangled beyond the ability to open regardless of the type of door handle.

I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but your username detracts somewhat from the urgency and gravity of your post...

This. I did 40 miles each way for 2.5 years and vowed to never do it again.

Everytime I look at a teardown of a modern ICE it becomes remarkably clear why automakers are so willing to move to simplistic electrics.

Porsche has been doing this forever?

I remember Car and driver reviewing and suggesting that it would be better if Subaru built it with a permanent truck cap and called it the outback.

I will fight you!

Will they also introduce a complementary Buick Oedipus model and call it the Complex Collection?

Depending on the Supreme Court, trump will be riding in this around DC with the little red flags reinstalled.

Besides, the V12 is basically a pair of Ford V6s bolted together, so how bad could the maintenance possibly be?

yea I was just being cheeky.

To be fair it did have a emergency release; she was to dumb to use

You have to try to do this. The app notifies you that you have an update. You have to click start the update now or whatever the go button says. Then it gives you a two minute countdown to change your mind and cancel (or exit the vehicle). Then it starts to update. Incidentally, I’ve never had an update take 40…

Yet many will vote for one. 

Yeah and we shouldn’t subsidize oil, corn, eggs, etc. etc.

No see it’s not canceling when THEY do it, it’s only cancelling if it’s the WOKE MOB cancelling BASED SIGMA CHADS for committing AWESOME SEX CRIMES

I guess this isn’t a surprise since the same is true for the Ford turbo V6 vs V8: