I was going to say Sonny Gray, but apparently we have different definitions of meltdowns.

Well he is Gramátically correct

Virginia should be forced to hang this banner. 

Still seems weird to have Tom Brady as their mascot when he didn’t even potty train there. 

If they had knocked out Duke, I would've paid for the banner myself.

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

I’m not sure you understood anything mentioned in the article.

Dude has 'sham' right in his name. It's your own fault if he tricks you

Dude, everyone can see your comment history. Derrick Rose doesn’t give a shit that you’re out here fighting the Internet for him. Find something more productive to do.

Oh Pooh! Always getting your head stuck in hunny pots and not knowing the meaning of consent. Adorable!

No, it’s Freindless

a company phone that redirects to a number registered to Wohl’s mother.

Seriously, #NotAllFreindlessLosers

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.

If Bennett and Wohl had a kid, it would come out as current Rudy Giuliani.

How am I supposed to befriend Jacob Wohl? His own eyes look like they don’t get along and decided they needed some space.

Year-round activity for me, friend. Not gonna limit myself to one month.

That’s not a friend, that’s a frontrunning bandwagon fuckboi who should be thrown off of the nearest bridge for the betterment of all mankind.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.