Unfortunately, Festivus is part of the postseason...unlike the Nationals.

At this point, I do not want the team to be sold to a new owner. I do not want it relocated. I want this team to fold. Have it cease to exist and let nature reclaim Citi Field.

As I was watching, I thought leaving him on the field for so many batters was a cruel punishment. Then I remembered it was Jose Reyes, so I realized that it wasn’t cruel enough.

You wrote all of that, and you didn’t even mention investing all their money in Bernie Madoff’s scam. 

Bad luck? Here’s a clue, if it feels as if you are always getting smote by fate around every corner, you are doing something to bring on your “bad luck.” The Mets would be better off if their ownership was a pack of raccoons.

I usually cringe at the LOLMETS tag because it is so often borne of journalistic laziness: bad luck and the occasional downturn bedevil every team now and then

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

I bet these guys are also salty about people not dressing up for air travel anymore.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

Oddly enough, that also resulted in ripping all the skin off your knuckles. 

“Is Joe Flacco an elitist? Vote now”

“Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism"

See, it’s funny because the government is doing something awful to children. 

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.

Oh, good, he’s paying his taxes now, according to this!

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Lynn didn’t really shop around when she looked for a daycare, did she?