“haves and have-nots”

Oh sure. No odious people root for a Houston team.

I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

or black just in your backyard doing nothing, or black and sleep in your car, or black reaching for you license, the list goes on and on. 

The cop is running from him.

“Whoa whoa... let’s not make this a money thing. We are offering ‘support’ of the moral, spiritual and very much public variety here.”

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

It should have been you, A.J.!

You forgot to work “not flashy” in there but good job overall.

That Blue Jays official quote all but calls Stroman “boy”, doesn’t it.

Yeah, Syndergaard is younger than Stroman, but he’s not quite as, ah...urban. You get what I’m saying? Got a real wholesome upbringing. Seems like he runs with a good crowd. The kind of guy I’d want my daughter to date. Sometimes a boy just needs somebody he can look up to.

Just gonna point out that you are also making assumptions about her body. There have been no confirmed reports on what exactly causes her increased levels of testosterone.

Nobody ever talks about the power plants. It’s my first thought when watching any apocalyptic story. I’m just pretty sure that pretty much everywhere would be an irradiated wasteland if one day people just stopped showing up to run the nuclear reactors. I mean, I hope I’m wrong about that, but I suspect I am not. 

Imagine if Obama had served fast food. Not only would he have been excoriated for “besmirching the dignity of the office of President” or whatever, but we’d still be hearing “WHY DIDN’T HE SERVE FRIED CHICKEN HYUK HYUK” until the end of fucking time.

THE MENTALIST! Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBS.

On a serious note, how broke is Brett Favre?

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Goodness. Spam is very elaborate and eloquent these days.

Brett did always have a knack for helping out the wrong team.

Brett finally gets the response he wants from a sent message. People view it and say, “What a dick!”