Democratic candidate Frank Scurlock, whose campaign slogan is “Make New Orleans Fun Again” 

I was pregnant and breastfed twice with breast implants, I never had issues except for giant-ism for a few months. All things returned to normal, I’m pleased to report.

What shall we do with this?

kris jenner’s mind:

This is a weird place for a rant about STIs. For all you know, she didn’t use a condom because the pregnancy was planned. Hell, it’s possible it was unplanned and she did use a condom.

People has also confirmed the news...excellent work Kris Jenner.

For anyone else confused, that slack jawed white guy in thearticle photo isn’t Travis Scott. This plaid-with-camo dude is Travis Scott.

Her body her choice, but girl, you’re only 20 and you’ve been dating this guy for the same amount of time you’ve been pregnant

me rn

I can hardly wait for the custody battle on season 722 of the kardasjians

God help us all. Kylie has decided to expand her portfolio with a new product line.

Who is Travis Scott?? I see her totally doing to have her own spin off.

Why does this make me sad? Everything this family does seems tactful. Her show got miserable ratings. This pregnancy smells calculated.

I once went out a guy who pitched me a film entitled “Killing Matthew Perry” about a guy who stalks and plots to kill the eponymous Friends actor for whom his girlfriend dumped him. The script was based on his true life story (sans stalking, I presumably hope) and he genuinely hoped to get Matthew Perry, the man who…

This is only tangentially related. I absolutely LOVE christmas. But over the past few years have grown to hate it because it means as the only childless person in the family, I have to travel like 15 times in the span of a week.

It’s hard to believe you make money off of destroying people’s lives, Ryan Seacrest, and yet, you do.

I mean, I agree with him but also isn’t he basically Dick Clark’s replacement and therefore would never badmouth that team? Feels like we’re not going to get an unbiased response from him anyway.

What an asshole. No wonder she divorced him.

Fucking GROSS.