Should I be worried about Shania?

I say the president’s name just fine.

john travolta, or hyper realistic yet also creepy and slightly overlarge john travolta mask?

So this is...not on the Hallmark Channel?

I do love how us Brits have no problem throwing twat or cunt around like there’s no tomorrow but we all have a fucking aneurysm or nervous breakdown if asked to talk about sex.

It doesn’t matter how you say it, everyone knows you mean “Pence.”

If the clown thing happened to me, I could not be responsible for my reaction.

Twat is one of my favorite insults, but I won’t dare say it in public in the U.S.

Bullshit. Have you heard the way those wankers pronounce aluminium?

Yeah, I just cannot help but think that one day, Ellen surprises a guest, and immediately thereafter receives a surprise worker’s comp suit:

How about his brother, Poundfoolish?

I fuckin’ hate pranks.

We already have one demented clown with orange hair scaring the shit out of us on a daily basis. Quit it with the bonus clowns.

Because marriage keeps predators at bay...

Responding to myself because I will not ungrey assholes.

This woman and her children are also Jared’s victims. He lied to her prior to and during their marriage, and while he may not have touched his own children (I don’t know and don’t want to try and find out), they know (or will when they’re older) what their father has done. These kids will always cringe internally when…

The former.

Subway should go down in flames.

At a certain point, Subway chose to keep children at risk and sacrifice this woman to the coverup, and they should pay dearly for that decision.

Mills reported that the CEO Moody told her: “Please don’t tell me anymore. Don’t worry, he has met someone. She is a teacher and he seems to love her very much, and we think she will keep him grounded.”