That ad is giving me San Junipero vibes, and now I want an episode of Black Mirror written by/starring Issa.

I have some. A long time ago I went to stay at the North Vegas Hilton so I could experience The Star Trek Experience. It was awesome. My friends weren’t as into it as me though so one night they turned in and at about 3 a.m., I went downstairs to gamble at one of the casinos (which had a warp core in it! And one of…

Ayeee! Beauty and brains with that sense of humor! Here for it so freaking hard. Issa Covergirl.

“(hint hint, tell me how to live my life, please)“

Can we start a campaign to make HBO extend Insecure to 10 episodes a season?? 8 is way too short!

Phrasing, U.S. Weekly!

Replying to myself because I do remember this dress and that most people didn’t like it. I *still* like it.

Ironically, I also achieved my Dick Cheney physique by “eating a lot of pies.”

Kate Hudson: go fuck yourself. The C-section is the reason why my son and I are both alive today. It’s a legitimate medical procedure that saves fucking lives.

She might just not want to need to defend her actions in the context of feminism. I’m a feminist and I have a job where I get naked. That doesn’t mean I want to argue with every random asshole who thinks my job makes me anti-feminism. It gets exhausting.

I’m a ho and a feminist. Shrug emoji here.

Liam Neeson: “Guys, I’m sixty-fucking-five.”

wait, so being called a feminist is more offensive than being called a ho?

I like Lawrence in ANYTHING, but preferably NOTHING.

Ok now I don’t feel so bad about harping on this ugly sweater for like 10 mins! My bff was like “let it go! He’s in an awkward phase and the clothes suit that.” 

This.

Completely ignoring the weather inappropriateness, the man looks damn good in that sweater, and I thank you for bringing him to my attention.

Dr Phil and Sinead - what the fuck?

Lawrence could wear a garbage bag and I’d still be pretty cool with it.

A) Don’t come for us Irish Catholic woman