She forgot to mention the part about selling her soul, because there’s no way she can work with those people and still have one.

I remember the calm, measured response by Republicans, Libertarians and Insurance Companies who were just fine with it.

I feel I’d be remiss if I didn’t post this, which is what I always think of when Bale is mentioned:

I’ve been out of a job for over a year, and never once during that time did I think to blame immigrants.

I’m not sure I can take a season of Sarah Paulson screaming about clowns and nobody believing her about said clowns until it’s too late.  

Rampant fucking nepotism runs throughout this administration, and the MAGA crowd just eats it up.

Not only am I offended by her statement, but she also put the ampersand in the wrong place.

Sean, wtf are you doing? Move on already!

Everything is garbage, so of course this asshole gets a larger platform to spew her bullshit.

My love for Bucky knows no bounds.

Y’all, when Sean Salisbury, who was fired from ESPN for taking pictures of his junk and showing it to women, is in the right you need to check yourself.

Robyn will always be the superior Lively!

I hate that Blair got stuck with Chuck, because he really sucked.

I see you’re forgetting my favorite part of Gossip Girl:

Her ugly shoes, which are ripoffs of higher quality designs!

But she’s supposed to be the sensible one, right?

I have nothing to add except this gif: