Oooh, I forgot about those and I’m going to add them to the list just as soon as I’m back from DragonCon! 

I... wtf?

There’s catastrophic flooding in Houston and Toupee Fiasco is fucking bragging about crowd size. He’s such a shitbag.

A gift from Floyd Mayweather?

Honestly, there was so much shit at the theaters and I’m poor so it wasn’t worth it to me. I have no interest in Transformers or anything with Johnny Depp. And Cara Delevigne is pretty but she was the worst part of Suicide Squad so I’m not sure why she’s getting acting gigs.

That is a really cute kid.

I hate that this racist shitbag is still walking the planet, yet I just lost my kind, generous baby cousin.

So basically

Current mood:

Yeah, everything is terrible. 

I’m having a monumentally shitty day, so this was a nice change of pace.

Yes, it’s why I started watching baseball as a teen!

He’s smoking hot and has junk in the trunk so he’s right in my wheelhouse. 

She’s also a failed actress so even if she did earn money in the US I doubt she paid anywhere near the amount of taxes she claims.

Maybe?

I desperately wish there was a pic of his centaur painting on the Internet, but I suppose this will have to do.

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This is the dumbest thing I’ve read all day, and maybe all week.

Fuck, I just read that we’re not getting a second season on Crazy Head and I’m super bummed.