Who doesn’t like John Oliver????

I’m sure they think it won’t happen to them because they’re white. 

Today someone told me that they thought Jeff Sessions was doing a good job and I went off. When I got to the fact that Sessions was too racist to be a judge under Reagan they said that maybe he changed and I was like no dude, if anything he’s actually more racist than he was back then.

See, my hair didn’t curl until I hit puberty. In fact, when I was in 4th grade in 1987 I used to beg my mom for a perm but she refused to let me get one.

So basically:

I love you, but you’re so wrong.

Hey folks, are you tired of winning yet?

I fucking love The Graham Norton show, and it’s a shame that James Corden’s inferior version of Norton’s show is more well-known in the states.

I fucking love The Graham Norton show, and it’s a shame that James Corden’s inferior version of Norton’s show is more well-known in the states. 

Have some gifs of the Superior Chris Evans:

Have some gifs of the Superior Chris Evans:

My bad, he’s filed six times.

I love this gif because he can’t open the door at the end!

And if he and Chris Evans are rocking beards in Infinity Wars, well...

I mean, dude declared bankruptcy 4 times and completely fucked over Atlantic City. Plus all his side businesses (e.g. T**** Steaks , T**** Airlines) that were utter flops and you have someone who is well-acquainted with being a loser.

That’s... not much better.

And guess what you assholes, we ALL want these 4 years to be over.

I have some new ones from the D23expo over the weekend, and damn does he look good with the beard:

Her hed iz pastede on yay?