Is there anything this administration can’t do with the utmost incompetence?

It’s because he’s fucking

Me, I’m more of a vodka gal.

Perfect excuse to break out my favorite McConnell gif:

A lifetime ago, I worked at CNN when Carlson was there. I never had to deal with him, but I remember some people that did hated him and called him not so nice names.

I have a thing for dudes with curly hair, so he hits my sweet spot here:

It was worth it for Aidan Turner alone, even though they straightened his beautiful curls.

And I am here for adult Roger, too!

I got a job in Georgia 6 months after I left college, and I was on my own for 17 years. Now I’m in my mom’s basement at age 38 and I feel like a big loser.

At one point in the comics Loki was running around as Cat Thor.

Christ, that picture... 

I feel you, I’ve been out of work for over a year and I’m currently living in my mom’s basement. Fuck my life. 

Yikes, that is not a good look for them.

He did leave MLP for Claire Danes.

That’s unfair to Millhouse, we all know 45 is a Ralph Wiggum!

 That’s why I’m here too!

My friend and I went in Las Vegas, because we needed a break from being degenerate gamblers.

Based on Legion, I find that totally believable!