Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Dear everyone in the Barf Bag:

Reminder:

I had to move into my mom’s basement, so I feel like shit.

I’m wishing you the best and I really hope that shitty healthcare bill doesn’t pass.

I’m wishing you the best and I really hope that shitty healthcare bill doesn’t pass.

Shut up and take my money!

These fuckwits have no idea how lucky they are. I have chronic pain issues stemming from a car accident that was not my fault. I’m in constant pain and nothing has helped me.

I’m not sure if I’m creeped out more by that snail or Elgort...

77, so unless his dad bought a house when he was 9 there’s no way the dude has owned a house for that long.

JFC, those pictures...

JFC, Austin get your shit together.

That is the laugh of a woman who is deeply uncomfortable and wants to run out of the room screaming.

They do know how much unnamed sources mattered in the Watergate reporting, right? And how sometimes people will go unnamed because they don’t want to lose their livelihood?

I watch for Matthew Daddario and Harry Shum.

She’s cosplaying as Candice Flynn!