I tried the Baby from Dirty Dancing look once, and it’s not for me. Now I’m more like Merida from Brave.

Oh 45..

He knows we can see his tweets, right? No one was talking about tapes of his talks with Comey until he FUCKING TWEETED ABOUT IT. FUCK.

You guys, of all the garbage that 2016 gave us the term “fake news” is among my least favorite. It fucking drives me nuts how some people use it to discredit any stories they don’t like. 

Cougartown was an awesome shoe with a terrible name, and I really loved Courtney on it!

I just moved from the 5th district to New Jersey and man I feel like shit today.

Karen Handel is a shitty person who tried to get Komen to stop donating money to PP to help poor women get breast cancer screenings. After Komen changed their mind she left them and wrote a book whining about how mean PP and the left was to her. Never mind that she wanted punish poor women who got their healthcare at…

Lee tweeted a bunch of racist shit.

Once Upon a Time. 

Nah, fuck her. If Adele, Prince William and the Queen did it, so can the PM.

Link to the article.

Shit, by their logic since I’ve seen every Law & Order episode at least twice, I can run the Justice Department!

Jesus, wtf did I just read?

Yeah, I’ve been using these a lot recently.

Awww, that really sucks. Do you live in a state where this might soon be adopted?

I know some statues that could do it:

If Adele can visit the site then so can Theresa May!

When Malcolm Turnbull is roasting you, you may need to rethink your life choices.

One is Han Solo and the other used to be DJ Ansolo

It makes me so sad that she doesn’t see them anymore becausethey cut off contact with her due to Scientology’s disconnect policy.