Holding is not legal.

Go figure.

Fuck Peter Karmanos

Curt’s idea of MAKE MERICA GREAT AGAIN involves denying the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

Come on. This is Deadspin. Sports references!

Wonder what Bubby Brister is up to....

Any similar photos of Cam’s 4-so-far sacks?

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

In Hernandez’s presence, i think knowing when to run is probably the better choice...

Every defense he’s coached has improved by DVOA ranking in his first year. I also saw him playing with his grandkids at DFW airport one time and it was adorable. Those two things plus the above forces me to conclude that Wade Phillips is a good football man.

George HW Bush was in on the Iran hostage crisis the entire time as a means to discredit Ford.

I wonder who gave Marshawn the stand down order - Dick Cheney or the Jews?

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Wow. I guess he’ll be getting a Subway $5 footlong....... in prison!!

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I hope you didn’t have her walk, that can be dangerous this time of year.

Awwww, the Denver Broncos!

I have to call you out on the Smirnoff diss. After reading a blind taste test study by the NYT a few years ago, in which leading vodka experts sampled all of the major vodkas, the consensus winner was Smirnoff. I ask for it by name now, and frequently get snooty looks when doing so.

The Rolling Stones agree.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.