This math is literally the equation: 105 = 105

“Good” I said immediately upon learning that Karmanos has misfortune and feels pain.

“So sweet, your misfortune and pain, like skittles in my mouth.”

BUY THAT MAN AN INDUSTRIAL BARREL OF DONUTS! Whooo hoo!

Dude. Fix your headline.

I still call bullshit. In your video at :08 you see Hoculi start to talk to the closest ref. Let’s time that conversation.

“Was that a facemask, Jim?”
“Yes, Edward.”
“Are you sure?”
“You bet. I saw it.”
“Are you super duper double sure?”
“Man, you sure are careful, Ed. Yes it was”

Elapsed time, 10 seconds. What were thy…

PUKE STORY!

My first real job out of college was with a 100+ person, medium sized company. Lots of Irish people. It was a drinking company. I was a 145 lb kid who liked to drink a lot, and in my experience living in a party house in college, it wasn’t a big deal if you puked or passed out, so I hadn’t really learned…

What was Kevin Bacon’s reaction to this woman’s fierce anti-dancing tirade?

“Josh McCown took a hit to the head and fumbled the ball into the end zone.”
You got it backwards. He fumbled well before he got hit in the head. It was more like adding injury to insult rather than the traditional way.

Sports!

Bronco fan here. Love the Wes. But Dude, take some time and enjoy life because your head is a foamy marbled mess.

Your shoes are right there. Right there. Look. By your feet. How do you not see them? Look down! YOU’RE PRACTICALLY STANDING ON THEM! RIGHT THERE!

No, YOU shut up!

I swear to God, this works. I was cutting through a neighborhood (which ironically, I now live in), and was doing probably 40+ in a 25, and I saw a speed trap too late.

So I looked at their website. They sell some Whalers gear, but no jerseys.

I'm from CT, and I had to go look up who's jersey that was. wtf. That's not Hartford, that's not Boston, that's not New York... what is that?

Manhattan won the MAAC conference, and still has to play Hampton to make the 64 bracket. I think that stinks.

Didn't Stephen King sue to get his name taken *off* this movie? Or am I thinking of The Lawnmower Man?

That's who that is! That guy is one of David Bowie's (as The Sovereign) sidekicks in The Venture Bros along with Iggy Pop. I knew he must be based on a real dude.

Seattle took the loss the same way they took the lead: