My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Smh. Gambling has been legal nationwide for like two weeks and Vegas is already irrelevant.

“i used to be a nazi. i still am, but i used to too” -heinrich hedberg

I think it was

I don’t have a problem either way with how they call it on the floor. They called it a charge in real time, that’s fine, had they called it a block, fine.

Right. The likelihood that an NBA GM has more than one mobile phone is almost 100%.

That was a back-and-forth game with a lot of great moments and an exciting finish (even including a last second three-point attempt by Curry!). I get that the Rockets are hard to watch at times, but that game was a whole lot more enjoyable than the 41-point blowout/snoozefest two days before. We’re likely looking at…

Ikea has pretty good deals at their cafeteria too. I only eat at restaurants that also sell furniture.

The Process ended two years ago. J.J. Redick, the buyout shooters they got this year, and maybe even Covington’s extension really aren’t Process moves. Hinkie traded Jrue Holiday for Nerlens Noel and picked Jah Okafor over Porzingis. Did he get a couple great stars in Embiid and Simmons? Sure. But after five years of…

Amy Winehouse? Seriously?

nobody actually likes any Queen songs.

bet the pacers to cover the spread, i believe they’re 8-1 on the season

When it comes to Vegas, the house always wins.

What does this even mean? He played nine games, averaged 17 per in those games, and then decided he needed more rehab. There aren’t any structural issues or he wouldn’t have played when he did, and the injury he does/did have wouldn’t have anything to do with a blown knee or a torn Achilles. That would be an entirely…

I usually enjoy your comments but I don’t know about this. Plenty of people drink responsibly and have a lot of fun. A rapist is a different animal. I would be willing to bet that these fellows had nothing to drink and preyed upon a drunk girl who was just having fun.

all i see is a bird

More like Bill Gramatica making the winning field goal against the Giants.

Oh God, thank you Tom Ley. I’ve been arguing for this for years and was beginning to think I was crazy. Mention that around certain fans and they react as if you said you were a proponent of eugenics, despite it being the only real way to instantly eliminate tanking.

or in jason day’s case: ‘i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!’

killed in Vietnam by his own troops