People are free to use “we” when referring to their favorite teams so long as people like me are free to call them on their bullshit. Why is this remotely acceptable when it comes to sports but (obviously and correctly) bogus when it comes to other areas of life? I’m a big fan of Star Wars, but I don’t say shit like,…

“Look, lady, it’s right here in our birth plan, OKAY?!”

“A PLACE AT THE TABLE!”

“STARTING DEFENSE, BABY!!”

If you can’t slide into a base properly, then you should be called out if you’re tagged off the base. 

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…

Eddie and Diamond Dave or GTFO

Sayonerrera.

I’m looking forward to the 2020 draft when Dan Gilbert gets the #1 pick again and gets booed for doing the Haka dance, until everyone realizes it’s another stroke.

I’m the exact opposite. I LOVE movie theaters. I pee every 4-5 minutes, except in movies. I sat through Endgame, AS I drank a 55 gallon coke. the joy of just being in a dark room, in a comfy chair is bliss.
On the flip side, I cannot wait for a flight to be over. The minute we take off, I’m 100% certain the pilot is…

I was immediately out after I discovered that “DAZN” is pronounced “Da Zone” (which is the most painfully unhip this-was-just-workshopped-by-twenty-middleaged-white-dudes name ever) and does not, in fact, rhyme with “Raisin.”

It’s choppy on certain devices, but generally works quite well. A lot of sports bars are even starting to use it.

I’ll tell her.

“It’s...”

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

Yes, it was ridiculous. That play happens 5-10 times a game and is always called off of the defender. The need to scrutinize the replay to that degree in the final minute to see if it touched or rolled off the offensive player’s hand is asinine. An obvious bad call should be reversed, but it’s pretty clear that wasn’t…

No, that was later (he was on a team with DeMar DeRozan and Nikola Vucevic). This was the Taj Gibson/Nick Young/Gabe Pruitt team.

I love Torito and even in his worst season he managed positive WAR (just). I hope the massive offensive upgrade leads to him (and Franco) getting more good pitches to hit.

Bingo.

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted.