“If Tom Brady’s daughter doesn’t want to be called a piss ant, she should think about the clothes she wears and stop letting ants piss all over her, it’s common sense and she was asking for it by being a little girl. Nothing further needs to be said about this.” - Mark Emmert & Michigan State University

I am obsessed with these people who feed their dogs elaborate raw food diets when my dog lives off food the baby wooshes off the high chair tray

I hope St. Mary’s receives a tournament virgin berth.

At least this way they can carpool while floundering to 4-12.

other than John Thompson III (who was actually successful at Princeton before getting the Georgetown job), can you name a minority who benefited from nepotism to rise through the coaching ranks, or get numerous second chances, in college or pro sports?

Asked about the call, the referee explained, “I had to do something before Russell infected us all with the dreaded clap.”

1) The talent pool in the Q is smaller than the OHL and WHL. This has been allayed to some degree now that more and more players from the Maritimes are playing in the LHJMQ.

Dear Boss:

Hockey has some great chirping between officials and players. I wish they were mic’d up more often so the general public could hear it.

I tried reading this on mobile, but instead got directed to facebook-com-walmart-com.com three times (I know, fool me once and all). On the plus side, at least I won one (1) unclaimed reward!

They’ll put you right to work on the Penske file.

This assumes playing fast is a detriment to how Kyrie plays. We’ve seen how deadly he is in the open floor, whether it’s from his handles or ability to finish at the rack. Playing fast would means the defense can’t all get back or not set themselves up as well as they would like. This can lead to defensive errors.…

Just stick to not knowing the ins and outs of basketball.

When the tom-toms start beating, and a General Manager is both on the hot seat and a lame duck, and told to win now or else, that’s how you George McPhee a Martin Erat for Filip Forsberg trade.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

Eagles fans right now:

At my current age, when I’m hungover it’s a fucking event to walk my dumb ass to the bathroom without feeling like I want to die. Mercifully, due to the hangover, I’m so dehydrated it’s a trip I only need to make very few times before some small promise of recovery starts establishing itself.

HARM ED’S WORMS!

When was this time exactly? Because historically, depressions/recessions have happened more frequently.