the NFC is pretty fun and interesting. The whole South is both good and fun, the Rams are, weirdly, one of the most exciting teams, and the Vikings, Lions and Eagles are all varying degrees of good. Seattle is weird and it’s kinda interesting watching Wilson put on a one-man show. I know it’s a two-man race between…

Oh, Baby this game rips the bones from your back

I know a lot of people like to talk shit about Mike and Mike and how it was basically just full of inane banter and milquetoast takes and corporate shilling, but it’s easy to lose sight of just how groundbreaking this show was considering it started 18 years ago. I mean, before this, nobody ever would have thought to…

Is this not standard earth-human behavior? I will take this information back to my superiors immediately.

I haven’t seen a shakier suspension since

“Once I figure out how to get the VCR to stop flashing 12:00, I’ll take a look.”

“NFL Assures Fans There’s No Tolerance For Racial Slurs In Redskins’ Stadium”

“Caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery” is the best Billy Joel song IMHO

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

This is no surprise Barry - we all know videos from Asia blur any action after second base.

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

Oh man, my buddy has the “Use Stairs in Case of Emergency” shirt and it’s beautiful.

I’ve had sex in the back of a Mitsubishi Eclipse...which at the time was a way bigger deal.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

When he throws it back to the studio, will he use his classic phrase, “Jac off”?

Looks like a skinny Melly Gibson in that photo so not surprised.

Oh yeah? In American, our newspaper writers used to be literate.

I guess the guard finally had enough of the A’s constant rebuilding/scrapheap shopping/furnishing bigger, better teams with peaking talent approach to roster management.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.