I thought Ellen and Portia famously had like a shit ton of property? I don’t understand why either would have to use Courtney Cox’s guest room.

I would like to draw everyone’s attention away from Britney Spears for just a moment—she deserves some peace!

At least in the Denver area, all the good (name brands with low wear) stuff is snatched up by resellers very quickly. It’s rare to find anything good, mostly just rack after rack of crap nobody wants.

Just realized how weird these people are that they named all their kids with the same initials as themselves (in Caitlyn’s case back when she went by her old name)

Harry: “Bitch.”

Given that he’s literally the only British monarch in the history to have ever done so voluntarily and his abdication is still seen as an event of great shame within the family, he seems more like the exception that proves the rule and not a sign of what’s possible. Plus Edward abdicated less than a year after he…

It’s OK to pull your weight!

Another 99-year old man with a variety of serious pulmonary and cardiac issues taken in the prime of his life.

99 year olds never just die from complications following respiratory illnesses!

Fox News is the mascot of the party that jizzes itself at the mention of the Boston Tea Party, Paul Revere etc. Yet they are cosplaying as imperialists now because they get a chance to shit on some black people. Ain’t racism wild?

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Strong “how do you do, fellow kids?” energy in this post.

This is totally pessimistic for no reason.

There’s no way she’s stepping down. Elizabeth is a traditionalist to a fault and British monarchs die on the throne not in retirement. There’s really no ifs, ands or buts about that.  That said, given her age I’d hardly be surprised to see her drastically cut back her schedule and have others members fill in for her,…

Apparently the brother Anthony is the star of the next season. He definitely does not have the same broad appeal (pun intended) .

I’m sure there are lots of reasons, but worth noting that this decline in birth rates is global. It’s happening in countries with generous social safety programs, and in countries where quality of life has improved dramatically in recent years. When people have the ability to choose how many kids to have, and when the…

(But seriously....what would actually be effective punishment for a Trump or a Sorokin?)

Is that you Joss?

Yep. Another clearly spurious piece of unenforceable legislation designed to score points with the RWNJs and waste millions of taxpayer dollars. But fear not, theirs is the party of small government and fiscal responsibility!

Well, this just screams “Aimed to be challenged in court so it can get to the Supreme Court so certain recently installed judges in concert with certain other judges who’ve been there for longer can get up to some fuckery even if it’s not this specific fuckery exactly”.

Yeah, that’s definitely your toast talking.