Relatedly, Argento was one of the many women who accused Weinstein of rape in 2017, becoming a leader in the #MeToo movement. That role was complicated after she was accused of sexual assaulting actor Jimmy Bennett when he was 17-years-old.

Same to Lindsey Graham. Dude, RETIRE. Why keep busting your head on this wall when you could sit under the magnolias all day while various trim young houseboys bring you iced tea?

What does Mark Meadows even need a job for? Take up bonsai or something man.

Call me a cynic, but I fully expect these assholes to all land on their feet eventually, because the world is unfair and annoyingly kind to mediocre white people.

Any one of us could probably be “one of the most beautiful women in the world” if we had all the work done on us that she’s had.  I feel pretty confident about that.

Best of luck to the Kardashian-West clan, and I mean that sincerely. I grew up with a bipolar dad who I love very much but who was an incredibly volatile and frightening presence in my life for a good chunk of my childhood, so I have a ton of empathy for people navigating the mine field of how to treat their suffering…

You are from where you’ve spent the most substantial years of your childhood. “I’m from X, but I’ve lived in Y for Z years.” It’s a short sentence. Not that hard.

I hope John Mulaney gets the help he needs comes out of this stronger. The last 10 months have been rough for everyone, and it’s good to hear that he wants to get better.

Mulaney was open about his drug use in many of his stand up specials.  I love his comedy (I grew up in similar circumstances, so many of his bits hit home perfectly) and wish him nothing but the best.  I hope he, his wife and Petunia get through this and come out stronger at the end.  

Doesn’t being an essential worker mean you can’t work from home? No shade on your job, I don’t think you count as an essential worker.

it really seems like anyone with a private island should get a second glance on if they’re trafficking and abusing people.

When I hear ‘defund’ it says to me zero dollars whatsoever toward policing because ‘defund’ has been sloganed by anti-choice nutjobs to mean that organizations like Planned Parenthood must close and receive no federal funding for anything, ever.

So who is Obama’s lecture for?

He’s not wrong, though. “Defund the Police,” snappy as it might be, is a vast oversimplification of what that plan often entails (depending on who you ask)—redistributing funds to services that the police shouldn’t be involved with to begin with, like welfare checks and mental illness interventions.  Yes, explaining…

Obama was the best president of my lifetime, and it’s not even close. “Change” and “Yes we Can” were pretty successful political slogans, that helped Obama get elected, primarily because they were fairly meaningless slogans that everyone could project their own desires onto, and were especially effective given how…

no one hates old people

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I think it’s also a hold-over from the 80s and 90s when “middle class non-working white woman” was the sitcom-esque pinnacle of success? “Yes, I can sit around in my McMansion and drink wine all day!” But the reality is that the middle class is shrinking, single-income households are less common, and these “soccer…

Near as I can tell, it’s the kind of people who enjoy being contrarian assholes. They want whoever will piss off the other side the most. These are the kind of people who whine endlessly about “cancel culture” (not actually a thing that exists).

I have learned that while her vote is apparently fickle and flippable...