You seem like a very cool, fun person. 

Considering the interviewer named dropped goop and Alison was smart enough to not come for goop but reached for Marie and Chrissy so easily is problematic. Millennials (who are almost 40 btw) know goop, rachel ray, giada etc. Marie Kondo is not in the cooking sphere so why bring her up? She made fun of Marie’s accent…

Unfortunately, I know some people who have worked for and interacted with Alison and reported that she is... not a nice person. In fact, she was sort of egregiously careless with other people’s feelings. Not the way they put it, they used more profanity. I was super disappointed to hear this at the time, but at this…

I usually find Chrissy Tiegen fairly annoying and even in this her “poor me” act was a bit much. But, man, Alison Roman came off so poorly especially in her responses on Twitter.

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

Yeah, but if we refuse to vote for Biden and let Trump win, and he replaces her with somebody anti-choice and generally poisonous, that’ll show... somebody.  Mostly vulnerable people.  But it’s a moral victory.  Somehow.

Well, because I hate myself, I googled this woman.

No yuppie parent would name a child Kayleigh. That’s some Deep South Vacation Bible School naming right there.

Yeah I don't particularly like the name anyway but this is the most offensive spelling I've ever seen. 

Her name is a nightmare to look at, it's like a yuppy parent's fever dream manifested in a series of letters.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Fuck off with these gallery listicles, seriously.

He and Mike Pence would be perfect for the Commander in the a Hand Maid's Tale. 

As if Project Runway’s heavy dependence on Maybelline (“send your models to the Maybelline beauty counter” or whatever) and Tresemme (“...the Tresemme salon”) are more virtuous than this show’s ties to Amazon. I mean, PR judge Elaine Welteroth does Tresemme commercials that are aired right in the middle of PR.

Frankly, so what?

Having kids is stupid. I have three of them.

I have a very pregnant friend here in central California. Her OBGYN has told her that she should prepare for an unassisted home birth while the OBGYN sits in a car outside in case anything goes wrong in order to minimize the possibility of infecting mother or baby with covid-19. 

So when was it decided that Pratt should be shuffled off quietly and replaced by Messina? I mean I totally approve, but damn it people, why wasn’t I kept in the loop?

This presidency has screwed up our perceptions of relative time to the point where even Einstein would be impressed.