Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

““It’s so easy for us to blame and shame because everyone has a voice now,””

Imagine framing “everyone has a voice now” as a negative. 

It’s a damn shame that society has come to the point where we’re expected to listen to women when they accuse men of sexual assault. And even when the men are really good at football!

Hypocrite.

I do wonder how many naiive/sheltered moms are out there buying tissues in bulk and saying “My boys sure do blow their noses a lot!”

+1000 defiled Kleenexes 

I think the most shocking thing about this is that Marvin Lewis is no longer the Bengals head coach.

Um, dude had his hands up. That means “I’m open!” Center simply didn’t lead him enough.

+1 deleted tweet about the disparity of punishment

I can see the NY Post headline:

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

Like Trump for Prez, this Simpsons throwaway line haunts the world today.

   Things are tough for the Broncos when their GM is their biggest neigh-sayer.

Sheesh, you make one little typo and get eternally flamed.

Meanwhile, at the Lewis household:

“I wish it was Sunday, because that’s my fun day.”
- Not the Bengals

I wouldn't want to be at practice tomorrow. It'll probably be a Manic Monday.

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass.