Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet. 

the world needs more illiterate dopes like you. never change.

Annarbor and the Terrible, Harbaugh, No Good, Very Bad Day

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Hey, don’t hate on Urban. That’s the look of a man who worked deep into the night grading papers for his ethics and leadership in sports class and has earned the right to watch a little ball on Saturday.

Reading comprehension not have much importance where you’re from, there, Cletus?

QB: MAY, 19, 68... MAY... 19... 68...

Fan: COMMUNIST MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

QB: KILL, KILL... [Looks to sidelines, wild-eyed; makes exaggerated shrug]

Offensive Coordinator: [Signals “2" and “0"]

QB: [Nods, returns to snap count] BLUE DOG 2020, BLUE DOOOOG 2020!

CENTER: [Snaps ball]

QB: [Drops back three steps]

[Fakes left]

[Hand…

After the game, the fan will go back to his home that he pays for through a government-backed mortgage. He’ll drive on roads his taxes pay for. However, many other states’ residents also pay for Mississippi roads because Mississippi takes in more tax revenue than it provides for itself. So he can’t even lean on the…

Funny, that’s the same thing my father-in-law yells when someone says bad things about Trump on Fox News…

Need stricter emissions standards.

since he grew up in florida i am happy as a masshole to call him florida man.

RICO

Also Masshole (though not by birth, still a Pats fan though): seconded. Or at least cut him.

In other news: The justice system is working as intended

Let’s ask him about his thing for fucking children, tho.

RICO

*Saber toothed?

There have been a lot of people in these comments arguing that this guy is innocent until proven guilty, should play until the law gets involved, etc. Maybe those people had a point then (Narrator: they didn’t) but now... How the fuck do you support letting this guy play football after this?

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.