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Forget it, Jake; it’s Florida Woman.

Semen Factory Cumpletely Destroyed After Blowing Load.

The triangular piece of equipment is worn by players to keep batted or thrown balls from hitting them in ... ummm, let’s just say a place where guys really don’t want to be hit.

We’ve all been there

What's wide, hard, and covered in semen? The field outside of this bull semen factory that exploded. 

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

And All That Jizz.”

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?