The Boston Globe did an article answering this question a few years back, and one of the example items was a fully fueled chainsaw. Now, a chainsaw has many legitimate applications, but none of them take place on an airplane.

What makes this even worse is that these are the kids of people who are “winners” in society while the rest of us work for peanuts. 

Kinda rooting for Florida man, tbh. At least he doesn’t wear sunglasses indoors.

This story has no good guy.

As terrible as everyone is here, and as much as I hate the idea of more publicity for "Salt Bae", I really want to know the results the lab analysis. Consider this a cringing request to keep us updated on this story.

I didn’t know I wanted a Florida Man douchebro vs. Salt Bae fight til I had to write this today.

I think there is probably plenty of room for everyone in this story to be the asshole. That being said...

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You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

Very debatable 

Peloton: for the woman who can’t just get off.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

“We go to war with the kinja we have not the kinja we wish we had.”

Yesterday I was receiving ads on G/O sites for condos in Tempe. I’ve never set foot in Tempe, never Googled Tempe for any reason, never looked for flights for Tempe, nothing. But the place did look nice, and there’s a Whole Foods on the ground floor!

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…