Houston had an openly gay mayor.  I don’t think it’s MAGA country.

Ralph Wiggum has not aged well.

Alonzo, mourning.

“Also, Dude, Oriental is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian, please.”

I have learned two things about the best way to use Twitter:

Meanwhile Jennifer Lopez couldn’t jump out of her Fiat fast enough to work with the NFL.

Ah yes, the Roseanne Barr defense.

Count me in.  My wife is the #3 height so we’re a great team!

Your high school English teacher is proud of that comment.

Wait a minute, on the same day you guys give us The Blowhole *and* the Tomsula Index?

1000? First quarter 1995, sure.

I, personally, have had no issues with beating myself since age 16 or so.

Dammit.

Am Masshole; would like to see this guy sexually assaulted by a sable-toothed werewolf*

Hamilton is just spending 100% of his time raising the bar for being insufferable.

Buttfumble was an accident. In this .gif, it’s like Darnell seems stoked to be OUT INDEFINITELY.

That is the Jetsiest .gif that has ever Jets in the history of the Jets.

I see clips circulating, indicating that I crushed @Tip or that @Tip crushed me.

How many times have I fought beside you, Gyro? And this is how you repay me!?