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Gene Belcher's Nervous Diarrhea
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I, for one, am shocked- SHOCKED!- that Kirk Minihane has joined this man’s company.

If by ‘wrong places’ you mean ‘any place that serves Peking duck’, then sure.

If you’ve ever had a genuine Peking Duck in China, you know for a fact it belongs at the bottom of any list of ducks.  It’s garbage food for tourists.

Read that whole thing in the Simpsons: Behind the Laughter narrator voice

+1 Square Beyond Compare

“I don’t wanna direct some Academy Award piece of shit,”

Was about to say something about Bruce WIllis and a sandwich board*

“I think the biggest thing most importantly is honestly just winning,”

Great, now I’m going to spend the next month trying to figure out what the fucking fuck they mean by ‘activation’.

Ugh here come the urology truthers.

We’re talking Chris Broussard, not Jim Tomsula.

Him or his kook daughter?

Oh cool cool cool, BBQ Becky has transitioned into Bellringer Becky.

Martin Stupid King

I pictured less hairspray and stinking of stale cigarettes and too much cheap perfume.

David Price has some thoughts:

they are mostly undereducated having not attended college or concentrated heavily on baseball over studying while they were there