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Gene Belcher's Nervous Diarrhea
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It’s called a shaka, brah.

Swap wife for toddler and Chinese for Russian and you’ve got the Nervous Diarrhea household.

+1 rusty chainsaw sound effect

Username checks out.

The problem is that the NFL and head offices view players as assets, not human beings.

As teams are one to do.

As a definite masshole and kinda-sorta-fan of the Patriots, let me kindly invite you to go fuck yourself you mouth breathing moron.

Unrelated: how is there not a grind or doom band called ‘Siege Engine’?

It’s safe to say that TMZ has done more for domestic violence victims than the NFL.

Never seen this before; just choked on the clementine I’m eating.

8. Fuck Mike and Janet Huckabee for raising a son that killed a dog.  For fun.

Same thing happened to me when I tried to return the pile of dryer lint I collected over the past 3 years from the lady in apartment 3C.  Some people just don’t know how to say thanks.

Maybe they got confused and thought they were drafting Jeff Garcia.

It genuinely hurts my eyes now. It’s like staring at the sun.

That’s surprising because I can get SoS reliably every Tuesday from my local place (I’m ~20 miles north of Boston). They get 2-5 cases.

I’ve been to Zero Gravity.  It’s not good.  You didn’t even mention Foam.

Heady Topper is overrated. It’s not even the Alchemist’ best beer; that’s Focal Banger.

New Hampshire – I like New Hampshire just fine, but you can probably stick to just Vermont and not really miss anything.

the psycho nazi twit who harassed a bunch of high schoolers that were shot or shot at.