+A twofer

Oh sure but if I bang 8 threes I’m “too promiscuous” and have “no taste”.

No luck with my Sonos Play 3 or 1.

Guys, someone screwed up and put the .gif of Hot Sauce ruining Darren Rovell up there

Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

Good Kinja.  The goodest kinja of all.

Grow a Nick Offerman-esque beard and your problems will be solved.

“I’m hot,

You took a bit of a walk to get there but man was that worth it.

The math is staggering when you get to the true numbers.

Not to be confused with a regular bafoon. You know, the instrument in a brass band.

Bruh, $5 rotisserie chicken.

#20- A John Stockton/Karl Malone pick and roll.

Heaven help us all if she decides to run in 2020 after this extremely regrettable decision.

Was about to post this same thing.

Grossly underrated comment.

Are we not doing phrasing?

“SCUM, FREEZEBAGS!! A-heh. I mean freeze, scumbag. You can’t write stuff like that. See, that’s why sitcoms are dying.”

+1 Sunday in September circled on the calendar.

Beautiful.  All your stars will be from the post-40 crowd.